i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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