(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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