This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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