Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
