carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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