gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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