You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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