So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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