I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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