You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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