She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
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