Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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