Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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