i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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