So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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