if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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