if you like me you must not know who I am
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I want to fling myself into the sun
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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