I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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