I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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