Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Randomize
