So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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