Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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