these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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