My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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