Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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