oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
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