I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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