Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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