Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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