Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Randomize
