i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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