piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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