I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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