The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
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