No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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