this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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