Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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