I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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