Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
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