Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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