When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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