Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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