I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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