jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
