i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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