he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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