I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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