There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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