Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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