Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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