IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Couch. On fire.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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