yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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