he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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